If this is Sharpie marker, it’s cute… if it’s a tattoo… ಠ_ಠ
The goal of the Anti-Pickup-Artist Movement, as stated on its highly official title page, is to reveal “the scams, deception, and misleading marketing techniques used by dating gurus and the seduction community to deceive men and profit from them.” Here, you’ll find the sad, scary, skeezy world of…
The Muppets may have just returned to the big screen this past fall, but BOOM! Studios has kept Kermit and the gang in business, both in The Muppet Show comics and in comics where the Muppets retell existing stories.
Over on imgur, somevelvetmorning has put together a great little gallery cataloguing the creation of the wicked Dalek dress featured here (there’s even a helmet!). By far the best part about this little DIY project are the iconic hemispheres lining the dress’ “panels” —
Custom steel-spike and fur shoes made for the Capital One “THOR Couture” commercial.
Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light.
“From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”
It took me a long time to realize that my partners were having sex with me in part because of the way my body looks, not in spite of the way my body looks. It sounds simple, I know, but when you spend your whole life being told that fat bodies are not sexy, it takes some time to realize that sexiness isn’t that simple. This understanding is not something that happens overnight for most of us. Hell, it can take years. But, the sooner you learn (yes, learn) to feel sexy just the way you are, the sooner you’ll be able to enjoy your sexuality more fully.
Really, this goes for men and women of all sizes, not just fat women. You owe it to yourself and your partner to trust that he or she really desires you and to do the best you can to keep that in mind when you find you have a hard time letting go and really being seen during sex.
Running In Heels: Here's The Depressing List of Crap You Could Buy if the Wage Gap Didn't Exist(via @Jezebel)
If you didn’t have your pesky ladyparts holding you back, you’d probably be rich right now. Well, richer. Behold, a chart explaining just what you could do with the extra $10,000 or so the average working man makes over the average working woman per year. A way cooler apartment?
You helped Voldermort Cat find a good home — now it’s Terminator Dog’s turn. Hachi, the Chow Chow (mix) was severely burned, leaving him looking like a Terminator.
If you’ve been wondering what Charles Barkley looks like in drag, his next ad campaign with Weight Watchers will fulfill your fantasies. The rest of us, though, will be left to wonder just how much cash it took to get the former Round Mound of Rebound to put on a black dress, wig, earrings, and heels to help send the message that weight-loss programs aren’t just for gals.